Weird Al - You're Pitiful
My life is brilliant...
[What, was I too early -
Oh, sorry, should I -
Do you want to start over, or -
Keep going - okay… now, now?]My life is brilliant
Your life’s a joke
You’re just pathetic
You’re always broke
Your homemade Star Trek uniform
Really ain’t impressin’ me
You’re sufferin’ from delusions of adequacyYou’re pitiful
You’re pitiful
You’re pitiful, it’s trueNever had a date
That you couldn’t inflate
And you smell repulsive, too
What a bummer bein’ youWell you just can’t dance
And forget romance
Everybody you know still calls ya
Farty pants
But you’ll always have a job
Well, I mean…
As long as you still can work that Slurpie machineYou’re pitiful
You’re pitiful
You’re pitiful, it’s trueYou’re half undressed
Eating chips off your chest
While you’re playin’ Halo 2
No one’s classier than youLa-la-la-la
La-la-la-la
La-la-la-la loserYou’re pitiful
You’re pitiful
You’re pitiful, it’s trueYour dog would much rather
Play fetch by itself
You still live with your mom and you’re 42
Guess you’ll never grow a clueWell, it just sucks to be you
